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moodysoup asked: So since tracking Professor Hotbutt is null, what should I track now? :/

Aww man, I feel like I’ve let everyone down by letting go of Professor Hotbutt in favor of Dude. You could track Dude, I guess, but that will probably get you mixed results. I need a good code name for him. Suggestions are appreciated.

Speaking of Hotbutt though, he gave me an A+ on my paper about birth control and I may have had one last fleeting moment of wanting to get in his pants but THAT WAS THE LAST TIME.

Whenever he tells a joke in class there’s always this gaggle of girls behind me who start doing the trademark girl-flirt laugh. You know the one. The laugh we do when we’re talking to a dude and he says something that’s vaguely funny (a B+ joke at best) and we really want to bang and/or date him so we go a little overboard with the laughing to make him think he’s the funniest dude in the world and that we totally get his sense of humor so why don’t we just get married already.

Yeah, don’t act like you’ve never done that laugh.

Clearly I’m going to have to get more aggressive with this thing.

I think my body is trying to tell me to seek the care of Professor Hotbutt, who is a chiropractor. I mean this could be serious right.

• Saw a hint of chest hair today. I like.
• He briefly talked about autoerotic asphyxiation and I don’t really know why but it was great.
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I have been repeating it in my head ever since and I will probably be repeating it in my head for the rest of my life, it was so beautiful.

I have my annual next week and I called just now to reschedule so that I won’t have to miss Prof. Hotbutt’s class. The earliest date they could reschedule me for was JULY. Or April with a different doctor in the practice, but fuck that. When you have a good gynecologist you can’t just give that shit up.

I’ll be thinking of you when my feet are in those stirrups, Professor Hotbutt. :(

Good gravy I hope I never let that nickname slip out during class.

There was this quiz we had in A&P the first week of class. And I showed that motherfucking quiz who’s boss. Or so I thought. When I looked at my grades the other day it showed that I had one question wrong. It was only five questions, and I remembered every one, so this was kind of odd to me. But I let it go, figuring I’d bring up any issues when we went over it in class.

The question I got wrong asked which of the organ systems of the human body was the most important in order to live. It listed three of the organ systems as the answers, and then the last choice was “ALL of the organ systems are crucial for survival.” Which isn’t technically true. So I didn’t choose that one. Today in class, my sweet hot chunk of butt professor revealed that the last answer was the correct one. Huh. No. So I asked him about it after class and he explained that it was correct since “all of the above” organ systems were critical. BUT THE ANSWER DIDN’T SAY ALL OF THE ABOVE. IT DIDN’T. I know this for a fact. Believe me, I marinated on that question for a while. But he insisted that the answer did, in fact, say all of the above. And it’s driving me crazy. I wish I had a copy of it to show him the error of his ways. Then he’d see what a sexy genius I am, give me all of the good grades, and get in me.

He told me not to worry about it but that quiz was likely going to be the easiest of the semester, it was only 5 questions, each question worth 2 points. So as of right now I have an 80% because of that and it just does not jive with me. Maaannn he is so lucky that I want to bang him, otherwise I don’t think I could let this go.

moodysoup asked: I just thought you should know that I am now tracking the "professor hotbutt" tag.

SUCCESS. I’m so glad that tag is being put to good use.

likethedictionary replied to your post: likethedictionary replied to your post: Professor…

agreeing with the reproduction song because that is the only good thing to come from that film and it is a GREAT thing. if you have sex with him i will seriously send you a basket full of goodies.

I am actually more determined now than ever to make this happen since I told one of my friends about it, and she proceeded to tell me about a girl from one of her classes who went on to marry their professor. And I figure getting the guy to bang me would be a hell of a lot easier than getting him to marry me so it’s basically in the bag, right?

likethedictionary replied to your post: Professor Hotbutt update

lol does anyone else remember the time kyle dressed like alec baldwin in beetlejuice and didn’t realize until he got at work because i do and it was HOT. also.. GET THAT HOTBUTT.

Would it be weird if I said I actually do vaguely remember this?

I also realized today that Prof. Hotbutt has worn plaid for every single class thus far, and it’s doing things to me.

• Today he wore an outfit similar to that of Alec Baldwin’s character in Beetlejuice which basically means it made me super horny.
• Spoke with him for a few good minutes after class about my grade on the last quiz we took, since he made a goof. We had some quality bonding time over how much ANGEL blows.
• Soon, guys. Soon.
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I do not approve.