Janelle. 25. Pennsylvania. Knitter. Drinker. Ridiculous person all-around.
WHAT.
WHAT.
I hate how these tumblr crush boxes look now:
this modern love, it's a taco truck.
Posts tagged moodysoup
moodysoup replied to your post: moodysoup replied to your post: I can’t wait until…
YES. And I NEVER hear her fart. I have lived with her for 3 years and I think I have heard her fart ONCE. WHEN YOU MADE HER LAUGH.
dude she’s got to let those farts out. she’s gonna explode. my friends and i (who were bigtime fart-sharers) used to tell our other friend (who NEVER farted) that she was being greedy with her farts and it was making us feel bad about our gassy-assed selves. i think your roomie could use that advice too.
moodysoup replied to your post: I can’t wait until 20 years from now when women start getting duckface wrinkles.
I read this aloud to my roommate and she laughed so hard she farted.
Oh my god that is so flattering. LAUGH-FARTS ARE THE BEST.
moodysoup replied to your post: Party’s over.
UGH NO your brain posts the things I am too afraid to post I HAVE TO BLOG VICARIOUSLY THROUGH YOU
BREATHE, KASSIE, BREEEEEATHE. It was just jokes.
KASSIE
dudebutt. track “dudebutt.”
that is what i am calling him and that is what he shall be called.
moodysoup asked: So since tracking Professor Hotbutt is null, what should I track now? :/
Aww man, I feel like I’ve let everyone down by letting go of Professor Hotbutt in favor of Dude. You could track Dude, I guess, but that will probably get you mixed results. I need a good code name for him. Suggestions are appreciated.
Speaking of Hotbutt though, he gave me an A+ on my paper about birth control and I may have had one last fleeting moment of wanting to get in his pants but THAT WAS THE LAST TIME.
moodysoup asked: Every single one of your posts is a quality post.
janizzle replied to your post: janizzle replied to your post: Pretty drunk oh my…
I full plan on returning to CA at some point so when I do WE WILL HAVE ALL OF THE DRINKS.SWEET. THIS IS A THING I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO.Janelle!!!! AHEMMMMMM
;)
DON’T THINK YOU WON’T BE ON THE CALIFORNIA TOUR TOO, OZ.
PLUS WE’RE BOTH IN THE BAY AREA SO THAT WOULD BE EASY PEASY
Oddly enough, I think most (if not all?) of the people I follow that are from CA are in the bay area.
moodysoup asked: I just thought you should know that I am now tracking the "professor hotbutt" tag.
SUCCESS. I’m so glad that tag is being put to good use.
Cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sacks of monkey shit:
Hello My Babies:
I’ve been waiting for my crush list to actually be ACCURATE for the longest time and I think this is as close as it’s going to get.
moodysoup asked: if your farts could smell like ANYTHING what would you want them to smell like
Someone else’s farts. So I can fart freely and always blame it on them.
If I had to choose something un-fartlike, though, I guess I’d go with… the smell of bread baking.
moodysoup asked: 5 BEST DANCEY MATT NATHANSON SONGS GO STAT NOW
Alright well, you already have “Faster” in your repertoire and that is pretty much the danciest of all Matt Nathanson songs. So, aside from that one:
1. Modern Love (the second-danciest song that Matt has written, in my opinion. Especially danceable if you’re single and do not give any fucks)
2. Princess
3. His cover of “Laid”
4. Pretty the World
5. Right here is where I’d say “To the Beat of Our Noisy Hearts” but I gave that one to you the other day. So maybeeee… Fall to Pieces? Answering Machine? Suspended? I don’t know, this is a tough one.
moodysoup asked: HEY. WHAT ARE THE TOP 5 MATT NATHANSON SONGS I SHOULD BUY. (not including Faster because I already bought that one.) GO!
OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN. FUCK. YOU’RE MAKING ME DO THIS, AREN’T YOU? I CAN’T BELIEVE IT. YOU’RE MAKING ME DO THIS.
I mean you CANNOT GO WRONG with any Matty Nay song that you choose to download, but okay.
1. Curve of the Earth
2. Bent
3. Miracles
4. Kiss Quick
5. These are all kind of depressing and/or emotional so I’m going to toss in a happier one - To the Beat of Our Noisy Hearts. If you like Faster, you’ll like this.
I hope you know this was really ridiculously hard to do and barely even covers his way early stuff but if you ask me this same question tomorrow I’ll probably have different answers.
