Janelle. 25. Pennsylvania. Knitter. Drinker. Ridiculous person all-around.
WHAT.
WHAT.
I hate how these tumblr crush boxes look now:
this modern love, it's a taco truck.
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likethedictionary replied to your post: likethedictionary replied to your photo: The only…
we on the same wave length DUDE. um btw. i know nothing about dudebutt so feel free to give all details please. since my relationship is 98% public, everyone else’s should be too.
Oh man, it has been REALLY hard not to talk too much about Dudebutt especially since he reads this now and things are going really well and I’m trying to tread carefully so I don’t fuck anything up, as I’m wont to do. But he basically told me that I could talk about him as much as I want as long as it’s nothing bad (not a chance) and as long as I don’t say his name. So here’s the rundown on Dudebutt:
- He is a dude. With a butt.
- He’s directly responsible for my increased interest/growing collection of lingerie.
- I don’t think we’ve really stopped talking to each other for an extended length of time since, I don’t know, mid-February? Except to go to sleep. And even then we’re reluctant.
- He’s way liberal, which doesn’t sound like such a big deal but for me it’s extremely refreshing.
- He’s teaching me to smoke pot like a champ.
- His cat hates me.
- He likes laying on my butt.
- He told me he’s very ticklish which was a HUGE mistake.
- He’s got a mean spankin’ hand.
- His mouth is a thing of beauty.
- He’s a big-time Yankees fan so that’s about to become a problem.
- He likes his beers. And his wines. So obviously we’re compatible there.
- He can be a real goof. And I enjoy it.
- He actually respects me which is a totally new concept.
- He made me bacon.
I think that about does it, for now. As you can see, he’s a good’un. Definitely worth keeping around.
likethedictionary replied to your photo: The only time I ever think my hair looks good is…
damn gurl. you got some dick suckin’ lips.
How are you so perfect? I seriously JUST edited that post to add a dsl-related tag right before I saw your reply.
likethedictionary asked: OH MY GOD JANELLE DID YOU JUST BUY SOMETHING OFF MY ETSY. Its my first sale and I am so excited I could cry.
YES I DID JUST BUY SOMETHING OFF YOUR ETSY BECAUSE YOUR ETSY IS AWESOME.
likethedictionary replied to your post: likethedictionary replied to your post: Professor…
agreeing with the reproduction song because that is the only good thing to come from that film and it is a GREAT thing. if you have sex with him i will seriously send you a basket full of goodies.
I am actually more determined now than ever to make this happen since I told one of my friends about it, and she proceeded to tell me about a girl from one of her classes who went on to marry their professor. And I figure getting the guy to bang me would be a hell of a lot easier than getting him to marry me so it’s basically in the bag, right?
likethedictionary replied to your post: Professor Hotbutt update
lol does anyone else remember the time kyle dressed like alec baldwin in beetlejuice and didn’t realize until he got at work because i do and it was HOT. also.. GET THAT HOTBUTT.
Would it be weird if I said I actually do vaguely remember this?
I also realized today that Prof. Hotbutt has worn plaid for every single class thus far, and it’s doing things to me.
Cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sacks of monkey shit:
Oh hey yeah, why don’t you text me and tell me all about the awesome time you had going to see the fucking Planet of the Apes movie with your girlfriend? Can you do that please?
That is exactly what I would like you to do.
#yeah do that AFTER YOU SEND ME A VIDEO OF YOURSELF JERKING OFF #dickhole
DUDE I KNOW THE FEELING. This general scenario has happened to me more than once.
Me. Too. I feel like this is all that ever happens to me lately. Like I have a tattoo on my forehead that says “DON’T DATE THIS GIRL. DATE SOME OTHER GIRL, BUT THIS ONE CAN BE YOUR FREAK ON THE SIDE I GUESS.” And it has happened more than once with THIS SAME DUDE so I am really dumb and need to bash my head against a wall or something.
This conversation feels exactly like when I talk to myself alone in the car because I don’t have anyone else to talk to. It’s like I’m just one of the guys until they’re horny and alone at night and they’re like oh hey that dude’s got a vagina let me talk to her about it but then the next day it’s like HEY BRO, WHAT’S UP LEMME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS NASTYYYY CHICK IM SEEING.
I just want to say thank you for having pretty much the same shitty non-romantic life as I do.
Oh hey yeah, why don’t you text me and tell me all about the awesome time you had going to see the fucking Planet of the Apes movie with your girlfriend? Can you do that please?
That is exactly what I would like you to do.
#yeah do that AFTER YOU SEND ME A VIDEO OF YOURSELF JERKING OFF #dickhole
DUDE I KNOW THE FEELING. This general scenario has happened to me more than once.
Me. Too. I feel like this is all that ever happens to me lately. Like I have a tattoo on my forehead that says “DON’T DATE THIS GIRL. DATE SOME OTHER GIRL, BUT THIS ONE CAN BE YOUR FREAK ON THE SIDE I GUESS.” And it has happened more than once with THIS SAME DUDE so I am really dumb and need to bash my head against a wall or something.
