this modern love, it's a taco truck.

I would like to thank the Avett Bros for selling t-shirts that cater to ladies of the big-titted variety and all of their big-titted needs. For once the twins don’t feel like they’re suffocating in a concert t-shirt! And I want to wear it all the time.

As a side note, the Avett Brothers are totally worth an insanely boring drive from one end of Pennsylvania to the other. Even though I exhausted myself this weekend, I’d do it again in a heartbeat.

Pretty excited about my new haircut, guys.

For some reason tonight I am super impressed with the beachy-lookin’ quality my hair has right now after deciding not to blow dry it. Getting it chopped off this week so I’m savoring it now. Also I have a teeny tiny zit on the tip of my nose don’t look at me I’m a monster.

help i can’t see.

I got my Greg Laswell swag earlier than I expected so like a dork I immediately put on my t-shirt and gnawed on the vinyl a little bit because what are records are they food what do I do with it.

Forget Little Mermaid Hair. I’ve got me a full-blown case of Lion King Hair going on right now.

Gon’ get hella not-pregnant tonight thank you birth control.

My eyebawl hoyts.

(Source: bewareofmpreg)

If you don’t drink your hot chocolate with butterscotch schnapps then I feel like you’re just doing everything in life wrong.

I say “curl! please!” but my hair is all like “nah brah.”

Stella has taken to creepin’ over my shoulder lately. And I have taken to wearing fictional football team shirts. And my boobs have taken to looking super huge.