Janelle. 25. Pennsylvania. Knitter. Drinker. Ridiculous person all-around.
WHAT.
WHAT.
I have my annual next week and I called just now to reschedule so that I won’t have to miss Prof. Hotbutt’s class. The earliest date they could reschedule me for was JULY. Or April with a different doctor in the practice, but fuck that. When you have a good gynecologist you can’t just give that shit up.
I’ll be thinking of you when my feet are in those stirrups, Professor Hotbutt. :(
