February 2012
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Feb 29th
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mydamnchannel: Ken Marino does Macy Gray karaoke on Conan.
Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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I skipped hotbutt's class today.
I think it’s officially over between us, guys.
Feb 27th
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I hope everyone got what they wanted out of the...
Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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“No, sweetie, I don’t think you’ll REALLY know what it is until you...”
– Me last night, to a twelve-year-old, in regards to uncircumcised penises. So yeah.
Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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I don't even need to watch Parks & Rec anymore.
All I have to do is watch it via gifs on my dash! It’s like watching a really repetitive silent movie!!!!
Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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crankyoldmissionguy replied to your post: myconid replied to your post: There’s a dude. … What you realistically have a decent chance at is always better than what you realistically have very little chance at. Amen to that. (Though I maintain that I still could have easily bagged Prof. Hotbutt. No doubt about it.)
Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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myconid replied to your post: There’s a dude. THIS DUDE BETTER BE PROF. HOTBUTT! I so hate to disappoint the followers of the Professor Hotbutt saga, but it’s not him. For what it’s worth, I think this dude is better. Way better. But I’m trying as hard as I can not to jinx it so THAT’S ALL, FOLKS.
Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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There's a dude.
Oh yes, there is a dude.
Feb 23rd
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Feb 20th
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If I hear/see one more person say something to the...
I am going to just go apeshit all over everybody’s asses. I mean I’m not a genealogist or anything, but I’m PRETTY SURE the only thing that makes you a grandma is if you have kids who also have kids. You knit. Cool. That doesn’t make you old. It makes you a person who has a hobby. Now shut up.
Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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If I worked all of my muscles as often as I do my...
I would look like a goddamn disgusting female bodybuilder.
Feb 20th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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absolutevinyl reblogged your post: absolutevinyl reblogged your photo: Hi my name is… I’m sorry. It’s just the wrong colors!
Feb 19th
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Tonight is "be brutally honest and make guys feel...
Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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absolutevinyl reblogged your photo: Hi my name is Janelle and I used to tap dance in… Are you kidding. That’s a fashion disaster. WOW REALLY. REALLY? YOU ARE SHITTING ME. NO WAY. GET OUT OF HERE. YOU GET OUT OF HERE WITH THAT TALK.
Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 18th
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Feb 18th
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Feb 18th
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It occurred to me today that I am not the only one...
Whenever he tells a joke in class there’s always this gaggle of girls behind me who start doing the trademark girl-flirt laugh. You know the one. The laugh we do when we’re talking to a dude and he says something that’s vaguely funny (a B+ joke at best) and we really want to bang and/or date him so we go a little overboard with the laughing to make him think he’s the...
Feb 18th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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moodysoup asked: Every single one of your posts is a quality post.
Feb 16th
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Feb 15th
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Looking up the word "butts" in other languages...
Feb 15th
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Feb 15th
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