February 2012
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mydamnchannel:
Ken Marino does Macy Gray karaoke on Conan.
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I skipped hotbutt's class today.
I think it’s officially over between us, guys.
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I hope everyone got what they wanted out of the...
No, sweetie, I don’t think you’ll REALLY know what it is until you...
– Me last night, to a twelve-year-old, in regards to uncircumcised penises. So yeah.
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I don't even need to watch Parks & Rec anymore.
All I have to do is watch it via gifs on my dash! It’s like watching a really repetitive silent movie!!!!
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crankyoldmissionguy replied to your post: myconid replied to your post: There’s a dude. … What you realistically have a decent chance at is always better than what you realistically have very little chance at.
Amen to that.
(Though I maintain that I still could have easily bagged Prof. Hotbutt. No doubt about it.)
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myconid replied to your post: There’s a dude. THIS DUDE BETTER BE PROF. HOTBUTT!
I so hate to disappoint the followers of the Professor Hotbutt saga, but it’s not him.
For what it’s worth, I think this dude is better. Way better. But I’m trying as hard as I can not to jinx it so THAT’S ALL, FOLKS.
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There's a dude.
Oh yes, there is a dude.
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If I hear/see one more person say something to the...
I am going to just go apeshit all over everybody’s asses.
I mean I’m not a genealogist or anything, but I’m PRETTY SURE the only thing that makes you a grandma is if you have kids who also have kids.
You knit. Cool. That doesn’t make you old. It makes you a person who has a hobby. Now shut up.
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If I worked all of my muscles as often as I do my...
I would look like a goddamn disgusting female bodybuilder.
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absolutevinyl reblogged your post: absolutevinyl reblogged your photo: Hi my name is… I’m sorry. It’s just the wrong colors!
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Tonight is "be brutally honest and make guys feel...
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absolutevinyl reblogged your photo: Hi my name is Janelle and I used to tap dance in… Are you kidding. That’s a fashion disaster.
WOW REALLY. REALLY? YOU ARE SHITTING ME.
NO WAY.
GET OUT OF HERE.
YOU GET OUT OF HERE WITH THAT TALK.
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It occurred to me today that I am not the only one...
Whenever he tells a joke in class there’s always this gaggle of girls behind me who start doing the trademark girl-flirt laugh. You know the one. The laugh we do when we’re talking to a dude and he says something that’s vaguely funny (a B+ joke at best) and we really want to bang and/or date him so we go a little overboard with the laughing to make him think he’s the...
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moodysoup asked: Every single one of your posts is a quality post.
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Looking up the word "butts" in other languages...