this modern love, it's a taco truck.: Archive

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It was 70 degrees or something ridiculous like...

Now I’m back in Pennsylvania and I can’t feel my nose, fingertips, or toes. I just want to die.

Jan 31st

Jan 30th

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Since tumblr isn't letting me answer questions via...

I’m going to Lexington, NC, you guys.

Jan 29th

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Thoughts from the Road, Pt. 1:

Somebody needs to step up and bring back the phrase “wiggity wiggity whack.”

Jan 29th

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North Carolina-bound

It’s kind of sad when leaving for 50-something degree weather is considered a “vacation,” but fuck it. I need this.

Jan 29th

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Jan 28th

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"Images are graphic and may be considered...

I’ve just realized that using those words is the best way to get my attention.

Jan 27th

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Jan 27th

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knitwise replied to your audio post: I hope you guys are okay with me turning this into… I believe we’re destined to be friends.

Jan 27th

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Black Is A Stallion: Sneak Peek of MATES Podcast! →

michaelianblack: For the past few months I have been teasing out news about a fun project I’ve been doing with my friend Tom Cavanagh. It’s a podcast called “Mike And Tom Eat Snacks,” and I am pleased to announce the first episode is now available for downloading. I’m calling it a sneak peek because it’s not yet… Oh my god. Michael Ian Black and Tom Cavanagh. I want to cry. Oh my...

Jan 27th

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Jan 27th

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Jan 27th

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Definitely had THE most hellish drive home from...

I can’t even begin to describe how much I hate snow and how badly I want to cry and how relieved I am that it’s all over and I’m home and (somewhat) warm. I need to get a fucking snow day out of this.

Jan 27th

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Dear snow,

If you’re going to be a total dick and overstay your welcome this winter, at least do enough damage to keep me from going in to work. You suck. Regards, Janelle

Jan 26th

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Jan 26th

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I finally have a random pornographic tumblr...

Now I feel like I’ve really “made it” on Tumblr. Thank you, pornographic blog. Thank you.

Jan 26th

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Jan 26th

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Jan 26th

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Jan 25th

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Jan 25th

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After a day like today

I could really use some cheering up. Just sayin’.

Jan 25th

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sexmusic just jizzed the same song by Matt...

Normally, this is the kind of thing that would piss me off. But it’s Matt Nathanson. So I’m going to revel in this while I can, before someone goes and deletes all the duplicate posts.

Jan 24th

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Jan 24th

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I don't hate Pittsburghers, but I hate sharing a...

hammerito: You’re Eastern Eastern Ohio. Leave us alone. You’re all terribly annoying. Careful, now. We don’t want anyone grouping Eastern PA with New Jersey as a retort.

Jan 24th

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YO, KNITTERS

I need some help. Help with NEEDLE STORAGE IDEAS. I really need a change, since my current system of shoving all of my needles into a case isn’t really working out so well. And I have a LOT of sets of needles. And the collection keeps growing. I thought about getting some vases and storing them in those, since that would be pretty, right? But ultimately I don’t think that’s...

Jan 23rd

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Jan 23rd

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Jan 23rd

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Jan 23rd

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Jan 22nd

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I have spent entirely too much money on yarn over...

My Etsy shop, whenever I finally set it up, had better make up for it.

Jan 22nd

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I was about to post something serious

But it’s really bumming me out and I don’t want to have a place where I can read about it over and over and tumblr is meant to be my ~*happy place*~ so here is a gif of a kitten and a defecating duckling for you to enjoy instead.

Jan 22nd

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Jan 21st

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Jan 21st

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Jan 21st

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Jan 21st

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Yo, tumblr

It would be pretty cool if y’all could halt the posting of delicious foods until tomorrow. Some bitches* have to get blood tests and can’t eat before then. You’re killing me, dudes. WAHHHHHH.

Jan 20th

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pwrbttm replied to your photo: GPOYW: My plan is to make a buttload of these… What pattern you using? I like! It’s my pattern! I got the idea for the teardrop cable from a book I have, though. Luckily I’ve written everything down so if I ever get non-lazy and feel like sharing, I can maybe sell the pattern on Etsy at some...

Jan 20th

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Jan 20th

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Jan 20th

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Jan 19th

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Jan 19th

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Filling out the new patient form for the...

Age at first intercourse: …Do I really have to say? WHY IS THIS RELEVENT. Are you currently sexually active? Define “currently.” Also, define “sexually active.” Total number of partners: Alright, I think we’re done here.

Jan 18th

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