February 2012
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Today I heard Professor Hotbutt say the phrase...
I have been repeating it in my head ever since and I will probably be repeating it in my head for the rest of my life, it was so beautiful.
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Ugh, period farts, am I right?
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I don't think anyone says "Pretty sneaky, sis" out...
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No matter what tag you search for on Tumblr
You WILL eventually come upon a post, or multiple posts, about the show Sherlock, and how incredibly gay Sherlock and Watson are for each other.
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Goddamn, my gynecologist is in high demand.
I have my annual next week and I called just now to reschedule so that I won’t have to miss Prof. Hotbutt’s class. The earliest date they could reschedule me for was JULY. Or April with a different doctor in the practice, but fuck that. When you have a good gynecologist you can’t just give that shit up.
I’ll be thinking of you when my feet are in those stirrups, Professor...
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on-call:
I swear I only get hit on when I’m in a relationship.
or in my case, I only get hit on by other people who are in relationships.
Trying to see how many pages of my dash I can get...
Currently on page 30 and hangin’ in there.
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raleigh-st-clair:
wizardspaw:
likethedictionary:
bougar:
waterbears:
wizardspaw replied to your post: sourmind replied to your post: I really want to…
hand jobs are so much easier with foreskin! i’m a convert.
a bald cock has just become boring to me lately
i love all of this.
i stand by my foreskin appreciation! i don’t understand people who go “ewww” in regards to the...
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A VALENTINE'S DAY HINT (Guys pay attention!!)
mysevenkids:
When it’s cold or rainy out I walk all the aisles of Walmart instead of the Greenway.
Last year at Valentine’s day I noticed a trend (EVERY DAY)
The men were in the card aisle, looking stupefied.
The women were in the Valentine’s Day Promo aisle, looking at the display of KY Intense.
Guys, now you know.
Go. Spend. Do.
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teddy-vincent:
it makes me irrationally angry when they change book covers when the movie comes out
Oh shut up you got this line from 30 Rock you son of a bitch.
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Weird, weird night, man.
After the Super Bowl, I ended up having a very honest, emotional, DRUNK conversation with my dad’s girlfriend while my dad socialized with party guests. It was incredibly bizarre, and not at all the kind of situation where I expected to have a serious conversation, but I’m glad it happened and it was good and I needed it and I learned a lot of things about my dad that I never knew.
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When I hear people say the word "knitter" out...
So to remedy this, can we all just call each other knitbutts from now on?
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The Avett Brothers - If It’s the Beaches
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Movie Ideas for Wes Anderson →
cussyeah-wesanderson:
Thought this was something worth posting about!
These are actually pretty excellent. And so far mostly female-fronted, which Wes Anderson needs.
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likethedictionary asked: OH MY GOD JANELLE DID YOU JUST BUY SOMETHING OFF MY ETSY. Its my first sale and I am so excited I could cry.
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Sometimes I forget that Professor Hotbutt has an...
Good gravy I hope I never let that nickname slip out during class.
January 2012
BREAKING: Paul Brittain Leaving SNL Immediately |... →
popculturebrain:
A source close to the actor tells EW that Brittain “had the opportunity to pursue other projects, and he and the show parted ways amicably.”
I wouldn’t care about this if it weren’t for the fact that the Lord Windemere sketches are my favorite thing, next to Les Jeunes de Paris.
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Bernaderct Cermberbertch.
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