February 2012
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Today I heard Professor Hotbutt say the phrase...
I have been repeating it in my head ever since and I will probably be repeating it in my head for the rest of my life, it was so beautiful.
Feb 10th
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Ugh, period farts, am I right?
Feb 10th
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I don't think anyone says "Pretty sneaky, sis" out...
Feb 10th
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No matter what tag you search for on Tumblr
You WILL eventually come upon a post, or multiple posts, about the show Sherlock, and how incredibly gay Sherlock and Watson are for each other.
Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
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Feb 8th
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Goddamn, my gynecologist is in high demand.
I have my annual next week and I called just now to reschedule so that I won’t have to miss Prof. Hotbutt’s class. The earliest date they could reschedule me for was JULY. Or April with a different doctor in the practice, but fuck that. When you have a good gynecologist you can’t just give that shit up. I’ll be thinking of you when my feet are in those stirrups, Professor...
Feb 8th
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Feb 8th
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on-call: I swear I only get hit on when I’m in a relationship. or in my case, I only get hit on by other people who are in relationships.
Feb 8th
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Trying to see how many pages of my dash I can get...
Currently on page 30 and hangin’ in there.
Feb 7th
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raleigh-st-clair: wizardspaw: likethedictionary: bougar: waterbears: wizardspaw replied to your post: sourmind replied to your post: I really want to… hand jobs are so much easier with foreskin! i’m a convert. a bald cock has just become boring to me lately i love all of this. i stand by my foreskin appreciation! i don’t understand people who go “ewww” in regards to the...
Feb 7th
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Feb 7th
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Feb 6th
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A VALENTINE'S DAY HINT (Guys pay attention!!)
mysevenkids: When it’s cold or rainy out I walk all the aisles of Walmart instead of the Greenway. Last year at Valentine’s day I noticed a trend (EVERY DAY) The men were in the card aisle, looking stupefied. The women were in the Valentine’s Day Promo aisle, looking at the display of KY Intense. Guys, now you know. Go. Spend. Do.
Feb 6th
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teddy-vincent: it makes me irrationally angry when they change book covers when the movie comes out Oh shut up you got this line from 30 Rock you son of a bitch.
Feb 6th
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Feb 6th
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Feb 6th
Weird, weird night, man.
After the Super Bowl, I ended up having a very honest, emotional, DRUNK conversation with my dad’s girlfriend while my dad socialized with party guests. It was incredibly bizarre, and not at all the kind of situation where I expected to have a serious conversation, but I’m glad it happened and it was good and I needed it and I learned a lot of things about my dad that I never knew. ...
Feb 6th
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Feb 5th
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Feb 5th
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Feb 4th
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Feb 4th
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Feb 4th
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Feb 4th
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Feb 4th
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When I hear people say the word "knitter" out...
So to remedy this, can we all just call each other knitbutts from now on?
Feb 4th
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Feb 4th
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ListenThe Avett Brothers - If It’s the Beaches
Feb 3rd
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Feb 3rd
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Feb 3rd
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Movie Ideas for Wes Anderson →
cussyeah-wesanderson: Thought this was something worth posting about! These are actually pretty excellent. And so far mostly female-fronted, which Wes Anderson needs.
Feb 2nd
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Feb 2nd
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Feb 2nd
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likethedictionary asked: OH MY GOD JANELLE DID YOU JUST BUY SOMETHING OFF MY ETSY. Its my first sale and I am so excited I could cry.
Feb 2nd
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Feb 2nd
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Feb 2nd
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Feb 2nd
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Feb 1st
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Sometimes I forget that Professor Hotbutt has an...
Good gravy I hope I never let that nickname slip out during class.
Feb 1st
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January 2012
BREAKING: Paul Brittain Leaving SNL Immediately |... →
popculturebrain: A source close to the actor tells EW that Brittain “had the opportunity to pursue other projects, and he and the show parted ways amicably.” I wouldn’t care about this if it weren’t for the fact that the Lord Windemere sketches are my favorite thing, next to Les Jeunes de Paris.
Jan 31st
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Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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Jan 29th
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Bernaderct Cermberbertch.
Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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