February 2012
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Because I'm drinking and it's about to get real...
1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
5: Do you like to use post-it notes?
6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
8: Do you have freckles?
9: Do you always smile for pictures?
10: What is your biggest pet peeve?
11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
12: Have you ever peed in the woods?
13: What about pooped in the woods?
14: Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?
15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?
16: How many people have you slept with this week?
17: What size is your bed?
18: What is your Song of the week?
19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
20: Do you still watch cartoons?
21: Whats your least favorite movie?
22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
23: What do you drink with dinner?
24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
25: What is your favorite food?
26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
27: Last person you kissed/kissed you?
28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
31: Can you change the oil on a car?
32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
33: Ever ran out of gas?
34: Favorite kind of sandwich?
35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?
36: What is your usual bedtime?
37: Are you lazy?
38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?
40: How many languages can you speak?
41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
43: Are you stubborn?
44: Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
45: Ever watch soap operas?
46: Are you afraid of heights?
47: Do you sing in the car?
48: Do you sing in the shower?
49: Do you dance in the car?
50: Ever used a gun?
51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?
53: Is Christmas stressful?
54: Ever eat a pierogi?
55: Favorite type of fruit pie?
56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
57: Do you believe in ghosts?
58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
59: Take a vitamin daily?
60: Wear slippers?
61: Wear a bath robe?
62: What do you wear to bed?
63: First concert?
64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
65: Nike or Adidas?
66: Cheetos Or Fritos?
67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
69: Ever take dance lessons?
70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
71: Can you curl your tongue?
72: Ever won a spelling bee?
73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
74: Own any record albums?
75: Own a record player?
76: Regularly burn incense?
77: Ever been in love?
78: Who would you like to see in concert?
79: What was the last concert you saw?
80: Hot tea or cold tea?
81: Tea or coffee?
82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?
83: Can you swim well?
84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
85: Are you patient?
86: DJ or band, at a wedding?
87: Ever won a contest?
88: Ever have plastic surgery?
89: Which are better black or green olives?
90: Can you knit or crochet?
91: Best room for a fireplace?
92: Do you want to get married?
93: If married, how long have you been married?
94: Who was your HS crush?
95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
96: Do you have kids?
97: Do you want kids?
98: Whats your favorite color?
99: Do you miss anyone right now?
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Today I heard Professor Hotbutt say the phrase...
I have been repeating it in my head ever since and I will probably be repeating it in my head for the rest of my life, it was so beautiful.
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Ugh, period farts, am I right?
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I don't think anyone says "Pretty sneaky, sis" out...
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No matter what tag you search for on Tumblr
You WILL eventually come upon a post, or multiple posts, about the show Sherlock, and how incredibly gay Sherlock and Watson are for each other.
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Goddamn, my gynecologist is in high demand.
I have my annual next week and I called just now to reschedule so that I won’t have to miss Prof. Hotbutt’s class. The earliest date they could reschedule me for was JULY. Or April with a different doctor in the practice, but fuck that. When you have a good gynecologist you can’t just give that shit up.
I’ll be thinking of you when my feet are in those stirrups, Professor...
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on-call:
I swear I only get hit on when I’m in a relationship.
or in my case, I only get hit on by other people who are in relationships.
Trying to see how many pages of my dash I can get...
Currently on page 30 and hangin’ in there.
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raleigh-st-clair:
wizardspaw:
likethedictionary:
bougar:
waterbears:
wizardspaw replied to your post: sourmind replied to your post: I really want to…
hand jobs are so much easier with foreskin! i’m a convert.
a bald cock has just become boring to me lately
i love all of this.
i stand by my foreskin appreciation! i don’t understand people who go “ewww” in regards to the...
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A VALENTINE'S DAY HINT (Guys pay attention!!)
mysevenkids:
When it’s cold or rainy out I walk all the aisles of Walmart instead of the Greenway.
Last year at Valentine’s day I noticed a trend (EVERY DAY)
The men were in the card aisle, looking stupefied.
The women were in the Valentine’s Day Promo aisle, looking at the display of KY Intense.
Guys, now you know.
Go. Spend. Do.
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teddy-vincent:
it makes me irrationally angry when they change book covers when the movie comes out
Oh shut up you got this line from 30 Rock you son of a bitch.
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Weird, weird night, man.
After the Super Bowl, I ended up having a very honest, emotional, DRUNK conversation with my dad’s girlfriend while my dad socialized with party guests. It was incredibly bizarre, and not at all the kind of situation where I expected to have a serious conversation, but I’m glad it happened and it was good and I needed it and I learned a lot of things about my dad that I never knew.
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When I hear people say the word "knitter" out...
So to remedy this, can we all just call each other knitbutts from now on?
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The Avett Brothers - If It’s the Beaches
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Movie Ideas for Wes Anderson →
cussyeah-wesanderson:
Thought this was something worth posting about!
These are actually pretty excellent. And so far mostly female-fronted, which Wes Anderson needs.
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likethedictionary asked: OH MY GOD JANELLE DID YOU JUST BUY SOMETHING OFF MY ETSY. Its my first sale and I am so excited I could cry.
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Sometimes I forget that Professor Hotbutt has an...
Good gravy I hope I never let that nickname slip out during class.
January 2012
BREAKING: Paul Brittain Leaving SNL Immediately |... →
popculturebrain:
A source close to the actor tells EW that Brittain “had the opportunity to pursue other projects, and he and the show parted ways amicably.”
I wouldn’t care about this if it weren’t for the fact that the Lord Windemere sketches are my favorite thing, next to Les Jeunes de Paris.