2. "

    I love being horribly straightforward. I love sending reckless text messages (because how reckless can a form of digitized communication be?) and telling people I love them and telling people they are absolutely magical humans and I cannot believe they really exist. I love saying, “Kiss me harder,” and “You’re a good person,” and, “You brighten my day.” I live my life as straight-forward as possible.

    Because one day, I might get hit by a bus.

    Maybe it’s weird. Maybe it’s scary. Maybe it seems downright impossible to just be—to just let people know you want them, need them, feel like, in this very moment, you will die if you do not see them, hold them, touch them in some way whether its your feet on their thighs on the couch or your tongue in their mouth or your heart in their hands.

    But there is nothing more beautiful than being desperate.

    And there is nothing more risky than pretending not to care.

    We are young and we are human and we are beautiful and we are not as in control as we think we are. We never know who needs us back. We never know the magic that can arise between ourselves and other humans.

    We never know when the bus is coming.


  3. every now and then i stop and i really take a good look at how i think, how i act.

    and each time i do this i get closer and closer to realizing that i am just the biggest turdbaby imaginable.

    the definitive turdbaby.

    the turdbabiest.


  4. man those mario kart videos left us just as quickly as they came, huh?

  5. popculturediedin2009:

    Aziz Ansari and the cast of The Hills2008

    Human Giant*

    (via lizislazy)


  6. dutchster:

    "i’m not a feminist, i love guys!"


    (via lizislazy)

  9. thesufjanstevensmodel5000:

    Lord Byron always says honk if your Grandma got game. wink wink. One time we got sick on old ice pops (they food dye was made from water buffalo). I had no idea Princess Diana was star sign Gemini but when we went UFO lookout point we saw the northern lights in the shape of a can of compressed air and I had all these big questions about the universe (like where’s waldo now, you can’t hide forever, I will look under every hook line and sinker until I find your meth head on some skank mattress). Lord Bryon was still all wink wink and I said clean it up bro I got two kids here.


  10. (Source: owluminati, via unicornzzzzz)


  11. foxxycleopatra:

    "Call 1-800-steemer. Stanley Steemer gets carpets cleaner!"


    (via dinuguan)

  12. thegardenpartynyc:

    Photographer: Dan Monick

    Talent: EJ Johnson

    Publication: Out Magazine

    Issue: August 2014

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  13. (Source: girlmeowth, via dogpuppy)