i ask your forgiveness and i am a mountain tiger.

Ask.   Submit   Janelle. 26. Pennsylvania. Knitter. Drinker. Student. Feminist slut. Aaron Paul enthusiast. Aspiring screenwriter. Ridiculous person all-around. I have no discernible talent and I'm not very funny or likable. I have a cat. My life is stupid. There is no rhyme or reason to this blog.

"I think you're one of the most consistently horny people I follow on Tumblr." - woowoocoolbastards

"girl, you got all the sass, and I am not mad." - priyawhat

Me | My knits | Music I dig | Slut cat | Beer! | Porn! | Writing | Perfect Men | My butt

hey janelle maybe put some sunblock on your super-sensitive skin when you’re out in the middle of the desert or else you’ll get sun poisoning you fucking idiot.

— 13 hours ago

There are so many dogs at my aunt’s house and that’s exactly what I need. SO MANY DOGS.

— 19 hours ago
#they are all my sweet babies 

I may or may not have ridden a mechanical bull tonight at my cousin’s graduation party. I may or may not be drunk.

— 1 day ago

I may or may not have ridden a mechanical bull tonight at my cousin’s graduation party. I may or may not be drunk.

— 1 day ago
YES I DO OWN THIS DRESS IN THREE COLORS NOW WANNA FIGHT ABOUT IT?

YES I DO OWN THIS DRESS IN THREE COLORS NOW WANNA FIGHT ABOUT IT?

— 1 day ago with 6 notes
lol, fuggin’ idiot.

lol, fuggin’ idiot.

— 2 days ago with 2 notes
GURL LET’S HANG.

GURL LET’S HANG.

— 2 days ago
#likethedictionary 

Frogs are mating in the pool.

— 2 days ago
Las Cruces, New Mexico.

Las Cruces, New Mexico.

— 2 days ago with 4 notes
#queensblvd 
This is my view for the next few days. Wine has been poured. I’m a happy lady.

This is my view for the next few days. Wine has been poured. I’m a happy lady.

— 2 days ago with 10 notes

Knit & crocheted cakes on display at the Philly airport.

— 3 days ago with 1 note
#knitting  #crochet 
"Just in case you ever foolishly forget; I’m never not thinking of you."
Virginia Woolf, Selected Letters (via violentwavesofemotion)

(via queensblvd)

— 3 days ago with 32470 notes