(Source: dirtysammiches)

The thing was, I wasn’t mad at them because they chose my bed for the location. I was mad because they didn’t invite me to the orgy.

superpunch2:

Bedtime.

Oh good gravy it is a goddamn kangaroo wearing pajamas and my heart is about to explode.

I say “curl! please!” but my hair is all like “nah brah.”

ballroompink:

Ingrid Michaelson Covers R.E.M.’s “Nightswimming” on SiriusXM

And this is why I fucking love looping pedals.

philadelphiaphillies:

The Phanatic made a guest appearance on tonight’s episode of 30 Rock. This is what he had to say.

It was about to be an all-out brawl between the theater kids and the English kids. The theater kids were complaining that they weren’t understanding the plays as well just by reading them, that they needed to act them out in order to get a feel for the characters. They actually suggested to the professor that we carve out class time to act out the plays we’re reading.

In other words, theater kids are just. The worst.

gpoy much?

(Source: fuckyeahsociallyawkwardpenguin)

Except probably way more difficult.

There was this quiz we had in A&P the first week of class. And I showed that motherfucking quiz who’s boss. Or so I thought. When I looked at my grades the other day it showed that I had one question wrong. It was only five questions, and I remembered every one, so this was kind of odd to me. But I let it go, figuring I’d bring up any issues when we went over it in class.

The question I got wrong asked which of the organ systems of the human body was the most important in order to live. It listed three of the organ systems as the answers, and then the last choice was “ALL of the organ systems are crucial for survival.” Which isn’t technically true. So I didn’t choose that one. Today in class, my sweet hot chunk of butt professor revealed that the last answer was the correct one. Huh. No. So I asked him about it after class and he explained that it was correct since “all of the above” organ systems were critical. BUT THE ANSWER DIDN’T SAY ALL OF THE ABOVE. IT DIDN’T. I know this for a fact. Believe me, I marinated on that question for a while. But he insisted that the answer did, in fact, say all of the above. And it’s driving me crazy. I wish I had a copy of it to show him the error of his ways. Then he’d see what a sexy genius I am, give me all of the good grades, and get in me.

He told me not to worry about it but that quiz was likely going to be the easiest of the semester, it was only 5 questions, each question worth 2 points. So as of right now I have an 80% because of that and it just does not jive with me. Maaannn he is so lucky that I want to bang him, otherwise I don’t think I could let this go.

Okay cool thanks.

moodysoup:

charisgratia:

Queensland Kathmandu Aran Tweed from Close Knit

I love me some tweed.

I fucking love this yarn.

(Source: sirwalterraleigh)